you know you\'ve been playing too much EM when...

Dingo · Post by **Dingo** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 4:56 pm

you press alt f9 to try and bookmark a webpage

Post by **Marvin** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 4:59 pm

You're riding your bike when you look for the "End" key on the handlebars to see what's behind you.

BraveHart · Post by **BraveHart** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 5:37 pm

"when the dots before your eyes are really Photon Torpedoes"...

SeeJay · Post by **SeeJay** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:27 pm

When a woman take your headset off and pushes you to work, and you have no idea who she was in your house!:P

[Edited on 2010-11-4 by SeeJay]

Parapilot · Post by **Parapilot** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:36 pm

When its really quiet you can actually here the music playing in your head

Pyroka · Post by **Pyroka** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:58 pm

When you wonder why people who are angry at you don't have a red box around them.

Scavenger4711 · Post by **Scavenger4711** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:18 pm

If you run away from your fat boss because your afraid of his gravity field ^^

GORF · Post by **GORF** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:21 pm

When McDonalds doen"t sound good to you ,
You look for a GorfBurger:)

Pyroka · Post by **Pyroka** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:45 pm

When you outfit your car with particle cannons, lasers, and missiles.

Pyroka · Post by **Pyroka** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:47 pm

Or when you go to the store to buy stuff you expect to be able to push some buttons and have your "cargo" loaded without having to leave your car.

P.S. sorry for double post

Atollski · Post by **Atollski** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 7:53 pm

When the microwave goes off, you hit the C key

Scavenger4711 · Post by **Scavenger4711** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 8:04 pm

... when you pull your car's steering gear in order to lift off and not to crash into the ground,
when you turn your car's engine neutral to save fuel as in inertial mode,
when you recognize that your "TrackIR" is working better than ever - without having an update,
or when you wonder how Vice made those unbelievable realistic and detailed looking new graphics all around you ^^

atomicto · Post by **atomicto** » Thu Nov 04, 2010 10:04 pm

... when you are humming the EM music to youself at work thinking.. "where do I know this song from"?

Galaxian · Post by **Galaxian** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:44 am

Doing your best Han Solo impression and giving the 9 hostiles in hot pursuit of your ship the finger as you jump away from the successful cargo drop they just tried to prevent.

Then wake up wondering where you are and where your ship is parked....

Dingo · Post by **Dingo** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 3:37 pm

when you make sure and level your pitch when walking through doors

gmccabe01 · Post by **gmccabe01** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 3:38 pm

You feel a tap on your shoulder, you look up and see a woman and kids and you wonder who are they
and what the hell are they doing on your ship

Dingo · Post by **Dingo** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 3:48 pm

gmccabe01. Those are your crew, or was the woman saying something other than "nearby planets may contain valuable materials" because if so, her rating may be less than optimal.

warsign · Post by **warsign** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:05 pm

Originally posted by Dingo79
when you make sure and level your pitch when walking through doors

49rTbird · Post by **49rTbird** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:32 pm

Originally posted by gmccabe01
You feel a tap on your shoulder, you look up and see a woman and kids and you wonder who are they
and what the hell are they doing on your ship

very good one

:P

Aures · Post by **Aures** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:45 pm

... you see an afterimage of the jump animation when you close your eyes.

... you are more than half way to discovering your 100th hidden planet.

... you realise the sun is rising and you wonder why is the earth spinning all of a sudden? And who stole the defensive torus? Then you run through the streets screaming about how the Vonarii are going to get us now.

... you try to launch countermeasures when someone passes a ball to you.

Scavenger4711 · Post by **Scavenger4711** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:50 pm

...when you drive your car into the sea, thinking you still have enough fuel to hover above the water's surface for a while...

Atollski · Post by **Atollski** » Fri Nov 05, 2010 10:31 pm

You turn up to work wearing a cap.

With your TrackIR still clipped to it.

Jester · Post by **Jester** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 1:25 am

.... You switch on your car's SatNav.... And wonder why you can't find the co-ordinates for Sol in it........

warsign · Post by **warsign** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 7:50 am

When walking against the rain, trying to balance front shield by pressing my mobile's up arrow button!

When the time has come, trying to show my station license to home owner!

This one is real: When I was playing a real fighter plane sim, to turn my face to enemy, I pressed space button to activate Inertial Dampening System(IDS)!!!

[Edited on 11-6-2010 by warsign]

Accountant · Post by **Accountant** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 3:47 pm

When you read a news article about some new discovery relating to Alpha Centauri, Siruis, or some other star nearby and think, "That's a nice system..."